Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...