Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...