Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA =...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...