Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...