Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Ounces of brain for sale
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What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...