Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates…INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthetise...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...