Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...