Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...