Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Scary organization
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Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Polish Medical Dictionary
The Polish Medical Dictionary: Anti-Body – against everyone Artery – study of paintings Bandages...
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...