What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
Spice Girls
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History of lawyers
|Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, “You made the world so...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
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Fortune Cookie….
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Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...