Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.