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Measuring on the job
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Addicted To AOL
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Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill