These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...