Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (the S.A.P.) ENGLISH 1. Which of the...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...