YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...