Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....