Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...