Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
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The Drunk!
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Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
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Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
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10 Husbands
TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...