Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...