In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc)...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...