Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...