Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...