Inspecting the truck
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...