Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting...
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...