What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Seminars for Men
Seminars for Men COURSE 001 Combating Stupidity COURSE 002 You Too Can Do Housework...