Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman…
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...