Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...