Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...