Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...