blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...