Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....