Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Holiday accomodations
Long, but really funny…from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...