Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
An advantage of being with an older woman
An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...