What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...