Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...