8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...