Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Throw away exhibits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...