Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT