Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Airlines running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...