Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...