In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...