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walking holiday in Ireland
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On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
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Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
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Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
Catch the Phrase
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