Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
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There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
The Vegas Trip!
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...