Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
If Cray made toasters…
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Something Fishy Here!
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How is pubic hair like parsley?
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Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
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Brain transplant
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A Blind Mans Sport
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Blondes change a lightbulb
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The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...