Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...