Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...