Jellybean
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Leather jacket
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Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
If men had a vagina.
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