Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to…
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...