LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...