Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...